Beresheet Status

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 04/11/2019 at 15:29 • Filed to: Beresheet, Israel, Moon, Space, SpaeX

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It crashed :(

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SpaceX is the first private company to litter on another planetary body.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden 04/11/2019 at 15:37

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If you cant form a stable government, you can’t land shit on the moon.

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/11/2019 at 15:39

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RIP NASA Orion program

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/11/2019 at 15:39

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Yeah, but at least they have a prime minister that will refuse to pay the littering fine!

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 04/11/2019 at 15:40

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Well, to be fair they turned all the really good rocket scientists over to the US and Russia.

For Sweden > Ash78, voting early and often 04/11/2019 at 15:41

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Germany: Do you want rocket scientists? Only slightly tainted by industrial murder of Jews

Israel: naw

USA & USSR: yes please

Ash78, voting early and often > For Sweden 04/11/2019 at 15:43

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USA: Will they help us fight commies?

Russia: What was that?

USA: I said “we’ll give them autonomy”!

Russia: OK, take half.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > For Sweden 04/11/2019 at 15:47

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Next time they should try it out on Kerbal beforehand. Never stage parachutes before main engine

facw > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 04/11/2019 at 15:49

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I’m sure he’d support the space program more, but at $4500/kg it just isn’t economical to send every Palestinian and Israeli Arab into orbit.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 04/11/2019 at 15:55

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love that game.  Needs more updates though

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/11/2019 at 16:10

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Yeah - although since the main dev force behind it left Kerbal to work on other things, I doubt it’s going to expand in scope greatly at this point. The updates that have been coming out have been nice, though. 

ttyymmnn > For Sweden 04/11/2019 at 16:23

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What Beresheet might look like.

DipodomysDeserti > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/11/2019 at 17:22

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Israel has a pretty stable government, especially considering the circumstances they find themselves in.

WRXforScience > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 04/11/2019 at 17:29

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Parachutes don't work on the Moon, there's no air (they don't work on the Mun or Minmas either for the same reason).

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > WRXforScience 04/11/2019 at 17:45

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Parachutes don’t work on the Moon, there’s no air (they don’t work on the Mun or Minmas either for the same reason).

Well, that’s ridiculously obvious. Improper staging is a common mistake/reference made in Kerbal, you seem aware, that’s what my joke was referencing . What are you trying to prove with this statement?